Lots Happening (Said Like Mr. Miyagi)

I've been super busy with work and haven't had time to blog so here's what's been going on.

I turned 30. YUCK and more YUCK

I bought myself a Kindle for my birthday (I love it!) I'm reading "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo"

Tax season sucks hairy balls

Flapjack got his balls cut off yesterday (He looked so sad last night, but he's better today)

I tiled the floor of my bathroom BY MYSELF (hubby just watched and handed me things I needed)

I cut my finger with a box cutter and it sucks typing

Tax season sucks

I'm going into the cookie making business

My first 2 orders are this weekend

They're for my bff who I made a trade with

I make my niece cookies and she gives me an Old Navy gift card

I already spent my gift card

My boss has an order in for St. Patrick's Day

I'm overcharging him

The redneck parade down my road is this weekend

I'm going to watch

And laugh at lots of people

I've been working 6 days a week

I'm tired and can't catch up with my sleep

A weenie dog wakes me up at 3 in the morning when hubby gets out of bed

I told hubby to take him with him when he gets up

If he doesn't listen tonight, I will stab him

Hubby, not the dog

He's just a dog for Pete's sake

Hubby is an ass because he can eat cookies at 3 in the morning EVERY.NIGHT. and not gain a pound

Speedy is doing his best in school

He must be able to read 50 words a minute by May in order to graduate 1st grade

That's a bunch of bullshit

I couldn't read at that age and look how great I turned out

Scratch that last statement

A cute client just came in and I didn't stutter or blush

Thanks Lexapro

We're teaching Speedy to ride his bike

We suck as teachers

He fell off and skint his knee

I made him get back on

He hated me for a few minutes

He loves me again though :)

He still can't ride his bike

I can't do pushups

We're even

I ordered a new bed and sofa

I spent my tax refund before it even went in the bank

The sofa probably won't fit through my front door

I'm screwed

I might be taking apart my new sofa

Or tearing a hole in the wall

My new bed cost a fortune

But it's like laying on a cloud

I'll never tell a soul how much I paid for it

EVER so don't ask

Just know that Lexapro was involved in my decision making

I've gotta get back to work

I don't want to

Did I mention I hate tax season...