I Keep Waking Up With A Weenie In My Hair

That title sure got your attention didn't it you pervs!

OK so Flapjack is settling in at the ole Sticks household. He's definitely a little shit stirrer though. He'll start a fight with Tinker and then act all innocent. They're getting along better but every once in a while they'll fight over a toy or something.

We've also learned that he is a thief. He'll be walking along all cute and then SNAP he's running away with something in his mouth. He totally snatched Speedy's homework out of my hand the other night. And he steals Speedy's toys and runs with them. We cannot leave anything on the floor.

But to top it all off, he chewed the strap off of my expensive shoes. Chewed as in he has a hacksaw in his mouth. I had to throw them away since there was no way to fix the damage. Little bastard.

I think the worst thing is our sleeping arrangements. He likes to wiggle and squirm and he usually sleeps right between me and hubby. Talk about a cock blocker.

And sleeping between us is fine but he doesn't STAY there. I'll get woken up at like 1:00 in the morning with Flapjack in my HAIR. Not just near my hair but IN IT. Feet all wrapped in my tresses and a snoring snout right in my ear. Who can sleep with that?

Or he'll walk around and step on my hair and pull it. I don't like having my hair pulled thank you very much. And least of all by a weenie dog.

I haven't slept well in a week. But tonight things are gonna change. Every time he gets in my hair I'm moving him. I don't care if it takes me a hundred times. He is NOT gonna sleep in my hair hogging my pillow.

And good god y'all do NOT want to see what my hair looks like in the morning. It's like he's up there knitting in it all night. I wonder if I could teach him to braid...