A Little Bit About ME

I saw this on Deb's blog and decided to steal copy it.

LAYER ONE:

Name: Tiffany

Birth date: February 19th

Birthplace: Covington, LA

Location: Bum F#*k Egypt, Louisiana

Eye Color: Green with some blue (and NO people that does not mean hazel because hazel has brown. And I know this because I looked it up because I was tired of people asking what color my eyes are.) I'm a mystery LOL

Hair Color: Brown with blond highlights

Height: 5′8

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Pisces I'm a fish


LAYER TWO:

Your heritage: French and German

The shoes you wore today: Brown sandals

Your weakness: Macadamia Nuts, those bitches are freaking AWESOME

Your fears: Something happening to my son, I have a terrible story about that for another day

Your perfect pizza: Any supreme pizza minus black olives

Goal you’d like to achieve: Losing 30 lbs (me too Deb)


LAYER THREE:

Your most overused phrase on AIM: You're a retard, I know thats not nice but I can't help myself

Your first waking thoughts: Speedy go back to sleep

Your best physical feature: My smile or my mysterious eyes LOL

What you miss the most: Sleeping past 8:00 in the morning


LAYER FOUR:

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds but I rarely eat there

Single or group dates: Either. Dammit somebody take me out!!

Adidas or Nike: Adidas

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither I hate tea

Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

Cappuccino or coffee: Neither. Frappucino


LAYER FIVE:

Smoke: No

Cuss: Alot depending on my company

Sing: Yes but I really suck although Speedy thinks I'm AWESOME

Take a shower everyday: Yes I feel gross if I don't

Do you think you’ve been in love: Definately

Want to go to college: Wish I had stayed at LSU but then I wouldn't have Speedy so no regrets

Liked high school: Somewhat

Want to get married: Already am

Believe in yourself: Sometimes

Get motion sickness: Yes especially on roller coasters

Think you’re attractive: Sure! (See this is me believing in myself LOL)

Think you’re a health freak: HAHA Um NO

Get along with your parent(s): Yes I see them every weekend

Like thunderstorms: No because the dogs go bat shit crazy

Play an instrument: I played the flute in Jr.High and NO I DIDN'T GO TO BAND CAMP


LAYER SIX: In the past month…

Drank Alcohol: No but I plan to make up for it at the concert from hell

Smoked: No

Done a drug: No

Made out: Sure

Gone on a date: No the hubs is a damn hermit

Gone to the mall: No

Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No but Speedy would if I let him

Eaten sushi: No YUCK

Been on stage: No

Been dumped: No

Gone skating: No

Made homemade cookies: Yes

Gone skinny dipping: Um thats a big fat NEGATIVE

Dyed your hair: Yes

Stolen anything: Not intentionally


LAYER SEVEN: Ever…

Played a game that required removal of clothing: No call me a prude

If so, was it mixed company: No

Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: I've NEVER been drunk believe it or not because I don't like the taste of alcohol. Although a few men have offered to help make that happen. I am a total whore when I drink though LOL Gee I wonder why they want to help me. BASTARDS

Been caught “doing something”: Yes sadly

Been called a tease: Nope

Gotten beaten up: Nope.

Shoplifted: I accidentally stole a swimming pool from Wal-mart but it was stuck inside the one I bought so it's really their fault

Changed who you were to fit in: Maybe in the past


LAYER EIGHT:

Age you hope to be married: Already am and it will be 8 years in December(I better get a damn date that night!)

Numbers and Names of Children: 1 boy- Speedy

Describe your Dream Wedding: I got married in 2 weeks time at a plain little wedding. Everybody thought I was pregnant. Stupid bitches!

How do you want to die: In my sleep

Where you want to go to college: LSU I went there and quit

What do you want to be when you grow up: I always wanted to be a mom and here I am

What country would you most like to visit: Australia, those accents are sexy as hell. Now if my doctor talked like that, it would SO be on.


LAYER NINE:

Number of people I could trust with my life: 5

Number of CDs that I own: Geez who knows

Number of piercing: Just my ears

Number of tattoos: 2

Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Once when I had my picture in the paper with my show cow (I'll have to post about that LOL)

Number of scars on my body: 3 and 2 are from my jackass brother making me fall off my bike

Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing because I wouldn't be ME

YOUR TURN! If you decide to play…let me know cause I wanna read your 9 layers!