It's Tiiime!

Y'all today is the day! New Moon is finally here! And being in the fucking sticks, we didn't have any midnight showings so I'm stuck having to wait til 7:00 tonight. Ugh! This day is gonna drag by.

A fellow Twi-Hard of mine DID get to go to see it at midnight fucking bitch and she texted me and emailed me telling me it was great. She said KStew is a wee bit better at the acting but not much. Who cares about her? I'm there for my boy Edward (Mike Newton: YOUR boy Edward?).

SO I made my shirt last night. I about had a throwdown with the iron-on transfers. I bought a new kind that's supposed to be stretchy but the stupid piece of shit would NOT iron on for NOTHING. I eventually had to rip it off my shirt and go hunt down another kind. It worked but where the original was at, it's kinda got a shitty outline around it. By that point I was so pissed I said fuck it and will wear it like it is. Here is what it looks like.

I like it although I'm a perfectionist and that crappy outline around it bothers the shit out of me. Moving on.

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Yesterday I saw on the interwebs the new trailer for Robert Pattinson's new movie Remember Me that is coming out next year. I gotta say, I'm pretty excited to see it. I do love me some Edward but seeing him play another character is exciting. And I especially love that he's got some wounds from fighting. Who doesn't love a bad boy? Here's the trailer for it. Oh and the girl in it is from Lost. I never watched that show but I know a lot of you do.

Remember Me

Trailer Park MySpace Video

So everybody have a great day. I know I will at 7:00. Until then I'll be watching the clock like a hawk.

P.S. Y'all KNOW I'm gonna have some stories to tell after standing in line with teens for a couple hours. Hopefully nobody gets hurt. Not by me but my bff. She's a ruthless bitch.

Damn Cautions Ruin My Fun

Yesterday hubby went and bought me a new "toy". My favorite one, who I named Pepe, died a while back and things just haven't been the same. I mean he was my favorite and he wasn't replaceable. So hubby went on a search to find something similar. And I think he did a good job.

I went to open my new friend up, and I noticed this caution on the box. WTF????

Damn you toy!! I was SO gonna use it on my calf pain. WTF use are you now if I can't get my calf to feeling better?

So I laughed about that and wondered what in the hell happened that the company had to issue that warning. You know somebody did something stupid to warrant that caution. Weirdos!

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I've been having stomach problems lately and I'm thinking it could be my gallbladder. Anybody had any issues with that? I've been feeling very nauseous after eating ANYTHING. I'm gonna try to eat light today and see how I do. If not I'll be heading to the doctor.

Oh and am I the only person who absolutely hates throwing up? I mean I'll lay still for 2 hours in pain to keep from puking when I know I'll feel better if I just go do it. I can't stand to though. Sadly I will never be bulimic/anorexic (I can't remember which is which). As evident by any photo of me. LOL

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Tonight I will be making my shirt to wear to the New Moon movie. I'm having a hard time coming up with one. I copied a bunch of sayings from the net though. Which do you like?

Don't Make me papercut you in front of Jasper
I'd like to La Push Jacob off a cliff
I'm with the vampires OF COURSE
Don't make me go all Volturi on you
Twilight is not just for teenage girls dammit
Give Blood - Date a Cullen
Lion + Lamb = Loch ness Monster
Edward - Enough Said

I'm leaning towards the Jasper one. Which do you like the best? Or do you have anything better?

34 hours til I get to see it!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Speechless

Something amazing happened last night. OK to y'all it might not be so amazing but to me it is.

I was surfing the net on my laptop last night when the New Moon trailer came on TV. Hubby watched it too and he actually paid attention to it. Usually he mumbles "Fucking Twilight shit again. That shits everywhere".

So I kept dreaming of Robert Pattinson surfing the net and hubby said he was gonna put a movie on. OK that's normal. He watches stupid 80's movies OVER and OVER again. I can only see Roadhouse and Caddyshack so many times.

Well I'm reading Twilight porn interesting things on my laptop when I hear the unmistakable music of Twilight. HUBBY IS WATCHING TWILIGHT!!!

Hubby who HATES Edward and is Team Jacob, although he doesn't even know who he is, only does it to piss me off, who cusses at anything Twilight related, IS WATCHING TWILIGHT. I about had a heart attack.

I think he really liked the New Moon clips cuz they are more action packed and that sparked his interest. So we watched 2/3 of the movie last night. And of course I was commentating the whole time cuz if you haven't read the books, the movie can be a little confusing.

The first thing he said about it, "Why is Edward wearing lipstick?". Oh hubs, the budget was shitty back then and the makeup sucked big time. From what I've seen of New Moon, the makeup is spot on. Hopefully. *fingers crossed*

So tonight we're gonna finish the rest of the movie. Either he knew he would be forced to watch New Moon eventually or he just wants to see what the big deal is. Or he was trying to get laid. I'm guessing the 3rd is the real reason. Oh hubby, you know the way into my pants to my heart.

Now if he says shit about the movie he's dead. He's walking a fine line right now. We'll see what happens.

P.S. 2 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmmmy!!

I walked outside yesterday and what do I see? Speedy riding around in an electric wheelchair at full speed. He was cruising around in the yard in my MIL's wheelchair. I started laughing because I totally thought of this:



This is Timmy from South Park and if you haven't seen an episode with him then you are missing out. He's so funny. I'll have to get a pic of Speedy to do a side by side comparison.

Speedy can whip that chair around like nobody's business. He can drive it better than my MIL AND FIL. Maybe he can give them lessons.

P.S. Friday is the BIG day! New Moon Movie!!! I'm so excited!!!

Lil Romeo

Hubby went to pick up Speedy from school the other day and the teacher said "Oh his new name is Romeo." Hubby asked why and she said that he kissed a girl's hand and told her bye.

What?!?!?! My 6 year old kissed a girl's hand?????

So Speedy later told us that that was his girlfriend Isabella. (Hmm is he the Edward Cullen to that Bella? Only I would think that after hearing her name. LOL) And that he told her "Bye Sweetie" and then kissed her hand.

WTF???? I almost died on the spot.

He THEN said that she wasn't his only girlfriend. He has another one named Cheyenne. Now she's been his "girlfriend" for a while now cuz they went to daycare together. Hubby told him that she would be jealous if she found out that he kissed Isabella. And he replied "Well I just won't tell her". Um I think I have my work cut out for me in teaching him about girls. And also about germs and the swine flu. LOL

Oh and the other day hubby yelled at Speedy for doing something and Speedy said "I'll probably hate you when I grow up!". Probably so son. Probably so. I almost choked from laughing when he said that.

My little boy is growing up. He's such a smartass sometimes and he's only 6! Wonder where he gets that from? Although he KNOWS better than to sass me. I'm the one to discipline him but also the one to cuddle with and bake cookies. So I'm pretty much the favorite parent. YES!!!!

P.S. Conehead Tink fell down the other day and broke her cone. Not her crown, her CONE. So what did we do? Oh we just duct taped it back together. Now she looks like a REAL redneck with her trashy looking cone. She fits right in with us now.

I Almost Died Laughing

I was watching SNL on Saturday so I could see Taylor Swift hosting cuz she is just the cutest. And when I saw this video, I laughed so hard I started coughing and couldn't stop.

Taylor does such a great job playing Bella. In fact, I think she's a better Bella than Kristin Stewart. Check this video out and laugh your ass off.



I just watched it again and laughed until I coughed. They have every damn move from Twilight down pat. Too freaking funny!

Revenge of the Conehead

I was home from work yesterday because I was dying sick and I happened to get a couple of pictures for yall of the conehead. And yes she still does run right at me with that thing.

Here is conehead longing to go run and play out in the yard. She's not allowed to run around so she's pretty pissed about that. She'll walk up to me and sit there and growl at me. She's pretty pissed at the world right now.

And this one is my favorite. I laugh everytime I see it.

She looks so sad and pitiful that I can't help but laugh. And then when I laugh, she comes and beats the shit out of me with that cone.

I have to take it off of her when she eats and when I go to put it back on, she lays on the floor likes she's dead so I can't get it back on her easily. Kinda like when we get to the vets office and she puts her brakes on and won't get out the car.

I imagine I'm a sight to see picking up a fatass 50+ pound bulldog in the middle of town. Then when I DO get her inside, she hits the brakes again and I pretty much have to drag her across the floor.

I can't wait til next Friday when the vet takes out her stitches and the cone is gone. Oh and they're gonna have to tranquilize her to get the stitches out. Good times people. Good times.